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Welcome to the home of Toilet Paper - $WIPE: Toilet paper is always there when you need it (unless you don't have it.) What a bad day that would be! 

Have a Wipe!

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Mission

                                                         

 

For over 1,500 years, toilet paper has stood as humanity's most reliable and universally demanded commodity.

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Across empires, revolutions, and technological leaps, one constant has remained: the need for a clean finish. 

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While currencies inflate, systems fail, and trends fade, toilet paper has quietly proven its unmatched utility.

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It is the original necessity, used by every culture, class, and generation without exception. 

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Our Mission is to honor this timeless utility while carrying it forward into a digital future. 

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We believe the strongest assets are not built on hype, but on daily human need. 

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As the world evolves, we ensure the #1 commodity remains undefeated - past, present, and future.

Core Values of Toilet Paper â€‹
 

  • Reliability    

  • Comfort First   

  • Strength Under Pressure   

  • Cleanliness & Clarity   

  • Universal Access   

  • Simplicity That Works   

  • Trust




How to Buy (Beginners)

 

1. Get A Wallet 

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Install Phantom Wallet 

Available on iOS, Android, and desktop

create a wallet and save your recovery phrase

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2. Add SOL

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Buy Sol inside Phantom​ or 

Send SOL from an exchange

(You only need a small amount)

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3. Go to Pump.fun

 

or Click "Buy Toilet Paper" above

Search "$WIPE" or "Toilet Paper"

Double-check the name/logo​​

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4. Connect Your Wallet

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Click Connect Wallet

Approve the connection in Phantom​​

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5. Buy $WIPE

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Enter how much SOL you want to spend

Click BUY

Approve the transaction​

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6. You're Done

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Toilet Paper $WIPE will appear in your Phantom wallet

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In the Life of a Wipe

I was born on a roll, underestimated and ignored. People walked past me every day... until it was time. Then suddenly, i was essential. 

I've seen kings, peasents, billionaires, and broke traders treat me exactly the same. I don't care about your status, your portfolio, or your opinions. When you need me, you really need me. 

I survived pandemics, shortages, and the Great 2020 Toilet Paper panic, when humans finally understood my power and hoarded me like treasure. Markets crashed. I stayed strong. Shelves emptied. I remained undefeated. 

I ask for nothing. I promise nothing. I simply deliver. 

Remember this: when everything else fails, I'm already there... waiting for you on a roll. 

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Business@haveawipe.com

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